FD's Character Profiling

FreDizzle ( prounced as: fray-dizzle) : My friends call me the FreDizzle. FD is a realist. He calls a spade a spade. FD relishes in dry humour. The laughter in his head is always much louder than what is projected from his mouth. Finally, FD is a dude, somehow people keep having the fallacious assumption that he is a dudette based on his personal demeanor. FD find's that incredibly annoying. Having said that, FD has this dark desire to be a pig, (a sheep wanting to be a pig? gasp!) because he has never tired saying sexist and deragatory things about women.

Bambi: Bambi is a dudette. FreDizzle is aware that the Bambi in the 1942 Walt Disney Production is a dude but have since accepted that Bambi is one of those endrogenous names. FreDizzle have chosen the name Bambi for this character because she exhibits similar characteristics to that of the original. Ever hopeful, ever peaceful, ever enouraging, ever lovely... and hence FreDizzle will crown her to be the embodiment of all things good in this blog. She will be the main character to put My Negro Amigo in his place. Seated on my right shoulder, she will serve as my conscience.

My Negro Amigo: He will be the resident cynic. That's just his way. He will dive into a long rant about anything and everything that isn't aligned to his thought pattern. FreDizzle would usually just ignore or pretend to listen to him when he does that because his rant would usually be at light speed so all FreDizzle could hear is gibberish with occasional high pitch tones. FreDizzle keeps him around for his entertainment value and his in-your-face antics. As with all balanced blogs, I appoint him to be the embodiment of all things evil in this blog. Seated on my left shouder, he does battle with Bambi using his butterfly fairy wand.

Mr Holiday: Mr Holiday is my internal psyche. He is still a mystery to me. So a full desciption will not be fully satisfactory. All FreDizzle can say about Mr Holiday, is that he is always around but only shows up every now and then, for any reason or no reason at all. FreDizzle can loosely describe him as the mediator between Bambi and My Negro Amigo when things get out of hand. He resides in my tummy because he likes his crib roomy.