Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Funny SnapShot


Curse my 2 mega-pixel camera phone that cannot take decent pictures!
Anyway, the note says
" LUNCH BREAK. BACK AT 5PM"
I was wondering who is this lucky chap that can have lunch from 12 pm (presumably for most people) to 5pm. 5 hour lunch breaks. Almost everyone has dreamed this dream at one point or another.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Interesting Photos from Taiwan

This is a collection of photos from Taiwan. There are a couple of group shots but I like this one the best because it does not make me look fat. In fact, I think I deliberately stood further in the background just so my overall features will look smaller. (We were forced to put on some makeup) Vanity of vanities...
This was where we were for most of the 'trip'. I guess this does not look too bad, at certain angles it even manages to look picturesque.
This is where I spend most of my days. Looks cozy. Over time, all of us had developed an aptitude for fabricating comfort from almost anything and everything we can gather. This was barely bearable. It was a good thing that we were outdoors, for all of us did not bathe for a good 10 days. That's right Bambi... 10 days!
Well this would seem to be the place where we do our one-zies and two-zies but you would be wrong. It just did not feel right after seeing where all of "it" would go. (See picture below). Let's just say the world was our toilet. I will leave it up to your imagination.
I shall leave you with one final picture. The most disgusting of the lot. We woke up one fine day to see this abomination. Some idiot had actually did a two-zie during god-knows-when and thought he would place a cloak of invisibility on top of his deed. Did he actually think no one would notice? It became blindingly apparent when we saw a multitude of flies having a buffet. It must have been fine dining, after all, food was served on white linen.