What a way to start the week

I've got to send someone packing tomorrow. That's right. "You're Fired"
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Turns out that while I'm away, this little mouse really ran astray. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it is times like these that one must protect the company's interest.
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So here I am wondering. How do I terminate a guy? I've never done such a thing.
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1. A simple. Your services are no longer required. Thanks for all your past contributions. ??
2. You went too far this time, I'm afraid I've to let you go. ??
3. You do not have to turn up for work tomorrow. Clear your desk. ??
   
4. Management has decided. Your services will not be retained. ??
   
5. You're Fired. ??

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So difficult.
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And to top it off. I've decided to take Bambi's advise and cut down on TV. So as of today, I'm going on a TV fast. For one month (till 8th Nov 07 0000hrs), I will not watch more than 1 hour of TV per day. (and all unused hours cannot be brought forward to the next day. I used this loop hole the last time I tried fasting. BIG mistake.)
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Damn. It's really difficult. It's like asking a lion to eat salad for a month. I think I'm gonna be one grouchy beast. GRrrrrr.