A Compromising Gift

My Birthday is in a few hours time.
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Yay for me.
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My dad got me something very nice.
You see, I have been lobbying for a cat as a pet.
But, my dad would frown at the mere mention of the proposal,
no matter how many times I bring it up.
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So you can see why - from the picture below - I find my gift so amusing.
It is sort of his way of saying
"This is as far as I will go with all this talk of having a cat in the house."
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I love cats.
He loves Ivory.
Guess what he got me.
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