Business Renounced Christianity and Became a Buddist

I was reading a Dilbert comic strip today. Here is an extract.
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[ Business used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere.] - Dogbert

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Funny, and also undeniably true.