Funny Start to October

So something funny happened to me today.
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I went to a food court - it was unusually empty because all the Muslims are celebrating their holiday - and had a drink while reading my newly purchased comic book.
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I was distracted momentarily because this lady brushed up against a chair that was near the table I was at. (get ready.....)
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As she turned her back to me to walk towards her companion (mind you she was rather near), SHE LET OUT A LOUD FART.
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I was stunned. And so was the people seated adjacent to me. It was worse for them because they were having their meals.
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The lady was noticeably embarrassed. I do not believe it was deliberate, perhaps just a moment's loss of certain body functions. She made a very brisk beeline for the exit. And well it did not help that she wore a red blouse. (easily identified you see..)
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This sort of thing only happens to me....