Sunday, December 21, 2008

The Best Laid Plans

It all started with my mum. She was the aggrevator... All I did was put on my new polo T and prepared to leave for service. She innocently came beside me, touched the cloth and commented how it was of a good quality, and for no apparent reason.... rubbed my tummy and asked "Oh?? What is this over here?"
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She is mean mean mean.
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So I decided to pull a prank on her. I had not decided what to do when well... it is not far fetched to say the prank came to me instead. I was walking about in a shopping mall when I came across this >>>
This is a toy. It is a very realistic remake of a bun. It looks real and feels real too. By now my mind was working overtime to hatch an evil plan. I am going to trick my mum!
This is an opporunity for a super prank. Oh man... I am salivating from the very thought of this evil deed. And this fake bun cost a measley $6 i think. Such a cheap prank.
I am putting the bun into a realistic freezer bag to make it more believable.
The Lure is ready.
The stage is set. I casually walked to the kitchen and placed the "lure" on the microwave. The microwave is where the family would usually place perishable food like cakes, bread, etc...
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I waited and waited.
Bam! Mum got tricked. I stopped her just as she was putting the bread into her mouth.
That'll teach her to poke my tummy again!
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The BONUS: I put the bread back into place.
I waited and waited again,
BAM! Dad got tricked too.
I stopped him when he tried to bite it as well.
hehe... i am so proud of myself
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I put the bread back into position again.
I wanted to trick my sister too.
But alas I waited till late, but she still has not come home.
I got tired and went to bed.
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SUPER BONUS:
I got spanked in the morning.
Turns out she was pretty hungry that night.
And yes. She took a bite.
I was literally too tired to stop her.
I would have. wink* wink*
And here is my pride and joy. My sister's bite marks.
All in a day's work for the reincarnation of loki.

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